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bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

image

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cokeflow:

you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water

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trust:

i put the semen in amusement

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zodiacchic:

Even if you’ve never had an I Ching reading. This site makes it incredibly easy. Very cool! Click here!

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zodiacchic:

Even if you’ve never had an I Ching reading. This site makes it incredibly easy. Very cool! Click here!

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

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